And all the girls say I'm pretty fly - for a white guy.
This journal of nonsense was inspired by and stolen from



Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [MOM. <3]

SO FAR: 1

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love [Maybe.]
(x) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 4

Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 6

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 9

Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship [Not what you're thinking.]
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 14

Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding [Wtf is this?]
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 18

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
( ) Cheated While Playing A Game [If there's no rule against it, it's not cheating. ;3]
(x) Been Lonely
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO far: 21

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 22

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 25

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 28

Level 13
(x) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight [Well, and more. XD]

SO FAR : 30

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 34

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like you were dying

SO FAR: 37

Level 16
(x) Cried to sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 41

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
( ) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 42 [Lame.]

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 45

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 48

Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls [Fake.]
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 50

Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
(x) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 54

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 57

Level 24
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree [Well, a pear. Same deal.]
(x) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 60

Level 25
( ) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have / had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 60

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken [No, but I'm a Chinese Fire Drill pro.]
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger [He was drunk.]
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 63

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 66

Level 28
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someone's Hair [It was a horse.]
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 70

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 73

Level 30
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat [Thought about it.]
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 77

Level 31
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint [NOT REAL GUNZ, YO.]
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Total: 80


Repost this with the title:
I've done 80 of the 120 stupidest things.

SCORE. MORE THAN HALF, BABAY.



[Nah, I think I'll keep the real title.]